February 2012
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God... Goddamnit
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IT HURTS TO SCROLL WHEEL
BUT I MUST INTERNET
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Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Towards thee I roll, all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I...
– Captain Ahab, Moby Dick.
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HOLY FUCK THIS BOOK IS AWESOME
So far in Moby Dick:
-Quequeg being a crazy badass
-Ahab basically making a blood pact with his crew to kill Moby Dick
-Fucking awesome whale battles
-SO MANY FUCKING AWESOME WHALE BATTLES
-Flask standing on Dagoo in the middle of a churning ocean perfectly straight to see where a whale swam away, only for it to fucking come up and near kill them both
-Ahab pointing a gun at his first mate...
January 2012
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Me during Research Paper
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My Everyday Diet
Stomach: Hey! Heeey! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!11one
Me: What is it stomache? You know I hate you because you're never satisfied.
Stomach: Speaking of which, wanna get me something to eat?
Me: Sure, I should probably fix my diet. We'll go in a sec.
*3 Hours Later*
Stomach: Hey, what about that food?
Me: Nahh Stomach, I've decided I'm anorexic.
Stomach: No, you're just lazy...
Me: Damn Straight.
*Continuous to Internet*
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AND THEN…
I hate it when GIFS decide to not work. Fuck you...
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Getter Robo (“If there’s a hole, then it’s a man’s job...
– Tv Tropes on how MANLY Getter Robo is
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I like Giant Robots Way to Much
BUT THEY’RE SO FUCKING AWESOME
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We’re going to get into some advanced chemistry here:
Water causes metal...
– Cracked.com
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December 2011
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GET HERE NOW →
Gurren Lagann + 80’s Buddy Cop Movies = FUCKING AWESOME
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When my friend wants to make my nickname...
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November 2011
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Pajamas
I just bought Adult Batman Footie Pajamas. I’m so damn happy right now.
Anonymous asked: Favorite cat picture?
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Chillen in Sarabia’s class. With a sweater vest. And my brand new glasses. NBD
October 2011
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September 2011
23 posts
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When the Girl I Like Talks to Me Without Me Doing...
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Lemongrab Isn't THAT Scary...
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