So far in Moby Dick:

-Quequeg being a crazy badass

-Ahab basically making a blood pact with his crew to kill Moby Dick

-Fucking awesome whale battles

-SO MANY FUCKING AWESOME WHALE BATTLES

-Flask standing on Dagoo in the middle of a churning ocean perfectly straight to see where a whale swam away, only for it to fucking come up and near kill them both

-Ahab pointing a gun at his first mate and telling him that he will fucking die on this ship, along with the whole crew, including Ahab himself if thats what it takes to kill Moby Dick

-So many curses against God it’s impossible to count

-Tashtego falling down a Whale’s blowhole while trying to cut it for blubber, and Quequeg jumps into fucking shark infested water to gut A WHALE from the stomach up to save him

-Quequeg hilariously smacking sharks when standing on a dead whale cutting for more oil

-So much fucking Whaling info that I basically know hot to whale now

-Stubb sniping a whale down it’s blowhole so it spouts fucking blood

-Everything Ahab says is fucking badass

-Ahab getting a spiffy new leg made out of freshly killed whale jaw

-Every ship The Pequod meets has a fucking awesome story to tell, or looks like little bitches compared to The Pequod

-Pip the little black stowaway going fucking nuts because he can’t handle whaling

-Ahab forging his own fucking harpoon to fuck up Moby Dick

-Ahab forging his fucking harpoon out of razors and broken spears that have served him tthrough his life, meaning Ahab has a fucking manly beard now.

-Ahab branding the heathen harpooners in the name of fucking Satan with his harpoon

-Ahab swearing his allegiance to Satan in the middle of a fucking Typhoon

-Ahab wielding his hand made harpoon which is ON FIRE with the flames of the same Typhoon he just yelled at burning on the FUCKING STEEL

-The 3 heathen harpooners being personifications of fucking evil watching the chaos of the storm without giving a single fuck

Jesus Christ, I haven’t even met Moby Dick yet. How much more awesome can this book get?