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My Everyday Diet

Stomach:
Hey! Heeey! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!11one
Me:
What is it stomache? You know I hate you because you're never satisfied.
Stomach:
Speaking of which, wanna get me something to eat?
Me:
Sure, I should probably fix my diet. We'll go in a sec.
*3 Hours Later*
Stomach:
Hey, what about that food?
Me:
Nahh Stomach, I've decided I'm anorexic.
Stomach:
No, you're just lazy...
Me:
Damn Straight.
*Continuous to Internet*

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